(Please note if you are a trash man and are reading this article, as long as you are not a trash man working in my home city, this does not apply to you).

Trash Men. Sanitation Engineer. Garbage Man. Refuse Collector. Bin Man. No matter what the name, these people have a very dirty job. Without these people, the streets of our cities would be stinking… (take a peek at the Monk episode: “Mr Monk and the Garbage Strike”). Yes, I admit that they have a very important job, and I am greatful for their (well paid) service to the community. However, as I have found in my area, it is very rarely that you see a trash man do his job correctly. Usually, the bins are left to the side of the street, laying in a mess, ready for an unsuspecting car driver to run them over. So a quick message to the sanatation engineers of the world: LEAVE THE FRICKING CANS IN A NICE SPOT WHERE THEY WON’T GET RUN OVER!!!

(I’m bored…)